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RAJMA BHANG 

Agent number: 491

Code Name: Rajma Bhang

Primary Specialty: International law; instant castration with ceremonial dagger; delicious and spicy Punjab curries with various drugging potions and serums

Vehicle: 1968 Dodge Charger with front panel machine gun and infrared headlights

Height: 5’3"

Favorite Quote: “Cowards die many times before their deaths; the valiant never taste of death but once.”

Origin story: Rajma’s mother Moraji was an assistant to Indira Gandhi, a fiercely competitive politician who nonetheless preached and believed in non-violence. But when Moraji was assassinated in the 80’s alongside her famous boss by her own bodyguards, young Rajma joined politics herself, got her MBA, and was appointed as a member of Rayja Sabha, India’s upper house, where she became the country’s youngest ever Minister of Information and Broadcasting. In her duties overseeing the country’s media landscape, she became aware of backroom dealing and corruption, specifically regarding the TBF trying to infiltrate Bollywood and the Indian cannabis underground. Moonlighting in disguise as a “rundi,” an Indian prostitute, she singlehandedly rid Southern India of every known TBF agent. But in doing so, her identity was exposed, and she became too hot to stay in office in the Indian government. She fled the country, to the US, where the 420 Force met her on the tarmac at JFK airport, and recruited her on the spot. She has operated as their treasurer, consultant and sometime assassin ever since.